Gym Day 1

So, who’s done their homework? I still don’t have my motivational list–I’m planning on compiling that this afternoon. I’m going to work for two or three hours, but will get right on it after that.

Who went to the gym or did cardio elsewhere this weekend? How’d you do? Remember that our assignment was to exercise at a moderate pace for as long as we could. I went for 30 minutes today and managed 1.89 miles on the elliptical. That’s an average of 3.78 miles per hour. Disney Princess Half Marathon participants must maintain a 3.75mph pace (a 16-minute mile). It’s a start; I just need to greatly increase my milage and maintain my pace. And transition to a treadmill and then outdoors….

Ready for your next workout session? Let’s all do 20 minutes of cardio tomorrow on Tuesday. If you can’t make 20 minutes, don’t worry about it! Just go as long as you can. I’m trying to help us all get started as I frantically read and develop a bigger and better training schedule. Our goal is just to go!

But I think we should all keep track of our times and milage so that we can look back in six months and be amazed at how far we’ve come.


The Road to Running

You know the drill: I am neither a doctor nor an exercise expert. I’m posting what I’m doing and providing details so that others can follow along as I go. Always do your own research and use your brain when undertaking any kind of exercise routine. And don’t forget to talk to your doctor before you start working out!


For those of you following along at home: Here is my current plan for beginning to train for a half marathon. Since I (we?) have a year to prepare, I figure that taking it nice and slow will work well.

I’ll reveal more of the plan later, but there are three things we need to focus on now. Are you ready for homework?

First and foremost, go to a running store and get fitted for shoes. Plan on spending $100ish on them. Expensive? Yes, but good shoes are KEY to helping prevent injuries as we start working toward the half-marathon goal. Plan on buying at least another pair as we train.

Really, guys, I’m not joking. This is the most important purchase you’re going to make when it comes to training gear. Go to a running store, not a sports store, and grab a knowledgeable employee. He or she will tell you to take off your shoes, roll up your cuffs, and walk. Then, the salesperson will recommend a few pairs of shoes to fit the needs of your feet. Try on at least three pairs and walk/jog around in them. Your running store gets bonus points if they let you go outside and try the shoes out on the concrete or asphalt. Your shoes should feel good immediately. You should have no pain or discomfort. Also, go in the afternoon, not the morning!

I’ll leave it at that, but this seems to be a good guide for shopping for running shoes. Please please please don’t skimp on this part.

Our second bit of homework is to make a list. This isn’t going to be an easy thing by any means, and we need to remember why we’re torturing ourselves. Make it as long or as short as you need to. Feel free to post it in the comments if you’d like to inspire others. I’ll post mine in a few days, after I write it :)

Homework item number three is to start thinking about our exercise this weekend. On either Saturday or Sunday, we’re going to walk for as long as we can. Our pace should be moderate; we should be able to hold a conversation if we need to, but we shouldn’t be able to sing.

Again, walk at a moderate pace for as long as you can on either Saturday or Sunday. We’re establishing our starting points here.

There’s also optional homework. If you can do so, buy special workout clothes. I’ve invested in compression shorts, wicking tee shirts, and a tank top intended for body shaping. I have a lot of jiggle and I’m hoping that the shorts and tee will help minimize that because it’s really distracting when you feel your boobs bouncing, the upper part of your tummy bouncing, and the lower part of your tummy bouncing. They never bounce in a synchronized fashion.

From what I’ve read, cotton is going to quickly become our enemy. Fashion experts will tell you to stick with clothes that are comprised of natural fibers. Unfortunately, fashion has no place on the running course. Make it easy on yourself and look for clothes that say “wicking.” Those are what we want to go with.

I found a wicking tee at Target for $10 in the men’s section by Champion. It’s a generously sized XXL and I like it so far, though I’ve not actually exercised in it yet. I’ve also found some XL compression shorts in the women’s section, also by Champion. Note that I go a size smaller than I’d normally wear for compression shorts. Like I said, I jiggle.

Ladies, you’re on your own for sports bras. I have a couple of Enells, but they’re pricy and hot. Additionally, I’ve lost about 25 pounds since I bought them…

The reason I buy workout clothes is to send a signal to myself. I’m out of bed or off the couch and ready to go to the gym. I don’t go anywhere else wearing spandex. They help my brain get ready for the workout to come. It’s also really uncomfortable to do any meaningful cardio in jeans.

That’s it. Leave comments with your inspiration lists, fabulous clothing finds, and other tips!


Thursday Weigh-In

Starting Weight: 298.2 pounds
Last Week’s Weight: 249.6 pounds
Today’s Weight: 248.0 pounds

1.6 pounds lost and I have OFFICIALLY LOST 50 POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I predicted that, too. In January, I told some friends that I would hit the 50 pound mark on my last weigh in of February, and I was right. Would have liked to reach it sooner, but this is okay.

I would like to lose 25 more pounds over the next 13 weeks (this averages out to 1.9 pounds per week). Why 13 weeks? Because that will be my last weigh in of May. That will also be the first anniversary of when I started my pre-op diet.

Holy crap. It’s almost been a year.

I don’t know if I can do it, but I’d love to be able to say that I lost 75 pounds in a year.



I Haz a Dream!

Alrighty. No drama, no buildup; I’m just cutting to the chase.

March 2011. Disney’s Princess Half Marathon. I’m running it.

I don’t know how I’ll afford it. But I’m going to do it. If you have some ideas about how I can get money, let me know. At the absolute very least, I’m going to run 13.1 miles on the day of the half marathon, even if I have to do it in Phoenix.

Is anyone interested in undertaking this task with me? Training starts this weekend. I’m going to post my training plan and what I learn, but I’d love to have people who have the same goal reading here and offering input.

Also! Don’t forget to enter my CLICK giveaway!


CLICK Giveaway

Do you remember the review I wrote about CLICK Espresso Protein Drink a few months ago? You know, the espresso based beverage that has a lot of people downing their protein like it’s going out of style?

Since I have CLICK on recurring order from Amazon, I’ve been getting two canisters a month automatically. I’ve started experimenting with other morning protein drinks in order to use up the other flavors of powder I have, however, so I have some extra CLICK laying around. Therefore, I’m giving a canister away to one of my fantastic blog readers. Do you want it?

Leave a comment here
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(In case you don’t remember, a haiku is a poem that has five syllables in its first line, seven in its second, and five in its last.)

My favorite wins, so make ‘em good. Be sure to spread the word so that you have a lot of competition ;) The winner will be announced on Sunday, February 28!

Speaking of giveaways, did you know that the lovely Eggface is giving away a laptop Bento box on her blog? Go. Leave a comment. I know I am!


Renaissance Festival!

Hey guys, how’ve you been? I’ve done a lot of contemplation lately, but I’m going to save those thoughts for my next post :)

The Boy and I went to the Arizona Renaissance Festival yesterday. Now, I have to tell you something about me. I don’t like Christmas. I don’t care about Valentine’s Day, Easter, Independence Day….

The day that we go to the Renaissance Festival every year is my holiday day. It’s every commercialized, “special” day rolled in to one for me. The day we go to the Festival is a day when no holds are barred. I eat what I want. I get my hair braided by one of The Twisted Sisters. I buy things. Not many things, mind you, but things nonetheless.

I could go on and on. Since this is not a blog about the Renaissance Festival, however, I will endeavor to keep my post on-topic. So I bring pictures of the food I enjoyed and a comparison of me last year versus me this year.

Note that it was raining yesterday. Then it was sunny. Then it was rainy. Then it was sunny. There was much crazy involved in the weather.

On to the good stuff: Food first!! Remember, no calorie counting happened yesterday :)

This is an egg wrapped in sausage--known as a Scotch Egg. Sounds gross, tastes delicious. The Boy and I shared one. (This picture was actually taken last year; I forgot to take one of ours this year.)

I ate some of the Boy's Funnel Cake. So good!

Spinach and artichoke dip in a bread bowl, which the Boy and I shared. This is another food item we get every year.

Warm spiced mead. The Boy doesn't drink alcoholic beverages, so this was alllllll mine. Mmmmmm!

Turkey leg. I didn't get to eat much of it because, well, turkey legs are massive.

My first mimosa. I was watching a show on the nearby stage when the Boy took this.

Corm! I almost forgot a pic, as you can see.

Raspberries and chocolate, which I ate after we got home.

And now, the awesome shots! The first two are from last year (we went twice in 2009), the last is from this year. I can definitely see the weight loss, and my hair’s long enough to do a full braid now! Notice how I wore the same shirt so as to make for better comparison pictures :)


OMG, look at me now!

Here's a shot of the back of my hair! You can click on it to make it larger.



Under Protest

Well, I’m giving it a shot. Calorie counting. I’m using SparkPeople. You can find my page here.

My rules: no going out to eat unless the place provides nutritional information and measure/count food as necessary to get accurate calorie counts.

That’s it. No other rules for now. I don’t really want to do this, but what I’m doing isn’t working for me. At all.

If you’re on SparkPeople, please be my friend!!


Thursday Weigh-In

Starting Weight: 298.2 pounds
Last Week’s Weight: 249.8 pounds
Today’s Weight: 249.6 pounds

I lost a measly .2 pounds. I’m not surprised; my weight hasn’t really moved all week. Oh well. I’ll hit 50 gone next week, I suppose.



Weighing In

There’s a lot of advice out there about how often people should weigh in. Some say that any more than once a month is bad bad bad! Others say weekly weigh ins are ideal. Another camp of people says that daily checks with the scale is the correct method.

Who’s right? Nobody. Just like every other frustrating piece of this journey, there’s no correct scheduled to use for weighing in.

What works for me? Of course, I have my weekly check-ins on Thursday. The rest of the week, I weigh when I get the urge. I used to have rules, which I should really stick to. I’ve been pretty obsessive about it lately–stepping on the scale before bed, in the middle of the day, or whenever else I want. It’s getting out of control.

So, the rules I’m going to re-adhear to are these:

  1. Step on the scale in the mornings after I go to the restroom and before I get in the shower.
  2. Weigh only when nekkid.
  3. Do not step on the scale at any other time.
  4. Record my weight only on Thursdays.

Do you have a set of guidelines for your scale checks? A special time of day, a special outfit? Share in the comments!